• cumskin_genocide
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    2 months ago

    I use a bottle filled with mountain dew and spray my asshole with that. After 6 months of use my asshole is permanently stained radical. When I fart I basically do a backflip.

    • Notyou@sopuli.xyz
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      2 months ago

      Well, shit. If I could do a backflip just from spraying my asshole with mountain dew then sign me up.