Gollum@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 15 days agogiving her 🧀feddit.orgimagemessage-square57fedilinkarrow-up1440arrow-down117
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minus-squareTurtlePowerlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·15 days agoActually, I won her over with flowers… “You wanna smoke a bowl?” However, I get her to stay by providing coffee, chocolate, and cheese, so I guess the spell is incomplete in that book, as it only speaks of cheese. And of course, I still bring her fresh flowers. I’m just an old-fashioned guy, I guess.
minus-squareRandomocity@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·15 days agoAre you sure that if you wouldn’t have brought her the chocolate and coffee you wouldn’t be married? Pretty sure just the cheese would’ve worked
Actually, I won her over with flowers…
“You wanna smoke a bowl?”
However, I get her to stay by providing coffee, chocolate, and cheese, so I guess the spell is incomplete in that book, as it only speaks of cheese. And of course, I still bring her fresh flowers. I’m just an old-fashioned guy, I guess.
Are you sure that if you wouldn’t have brought her the chocolate and coffee you wouldn’t be married? Pretty sure just the cheese would’ve worked