• aStonedSanta
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    3 months ago

    I got so many microchips in my blood. I’m 🧲.

    /s

    • P1nkman@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      I got wireless charging from the vaccine! Too bad it only works where there’s lots of blood circulation, so it only works when I’m erect.