HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?message-squaremessage-square112fedilinkarrow-up1495arrow-down123
arrow-up1472arrow-down1message-squareIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square112fedilink
minus-squareEgg_Egglinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 hours agoJesus is said to be God, therefore he should be omnipotent and capable of literally anything we could comprehend as humans, or even more than that even. Obviously it’s all bullshit but yeah.
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·29 minutes agoso does that mean Jesus could change semen to wine if he was giving a handy since semen is mostly water? follow up question, would there still be semen in the wine if all he’s changing is the water? follow follow up question, how much money do you think one could make if they ejaculated wine instead of semen? finally, do you think Jesus masturbates and ejaculates wine for a refreshing post-nut beverage?
Jesus is said to be God, therefore he should be omnipotent and capable of literally anything we could comprehend as humans, or even more than that even.
Obviously it’s all bullshit but yeah.
so does that mean Jesus could change semen to wine if he was giving a handy since semen is mostly water?
follow up question, would there still be semen in the wine if all he’s changing is the water?
follow follow up question, how much money do you think one could make if they ejaculated wine instead of semen?
finally, do you think Jesus masturbates and ejaculates wine for a refreshing post-nut beverage?