“Worry not, Comrades! I am from the Ministry of Emergency Situations! We have trained and allocated many rubles to deal with this situation!”
Pilot:
“Sir, didn’t you spend all that money on a pleasure yacht that you filled with big tittied babushkas and spend all your time on it instead of training?”
plane going down in flames with alarms blaring
Minister of Emergency Situations:
“Worry not, Comrades! I am from the Ministry of Emergency Situations! We have trained and allocated many rubles to deal with this situation!”
Pilot:
“Sir, didn’t you spend all that money on a pleasure yacht that you filled with big tittied babushkas and spend all your time on it instead of training?”
Minister:
“Blyat.”