• crawancon
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    1 month ago

    and in the darkness… Bind them… to the following terms and conditions regarding… well, you see, we’ve been trying to reach you regarding your auto coverage…

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      I’m sorry Elrond and Lorien, the terms and conditions state you must resolve the war of elves through binding arbitration adjudicated by the Mouth of Sauron.