Don_Dickle@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 day agoI have been told ever since I was a little shit that when you die you go to heaven first wait in line for St Peter to judge you at the pearly gates? Is this in the Bible? I thought god did judgingmessage-squaremessage-square70fedilinkarrow-up173arrow-down17
arrow-up166arrow-down1message-squareI have been told ever since I was a little shit that when you die you go to heaven first wait in line for St Peter to judge you at the pearly gates? Is this in the Bible? I thought god did judgingDon_Dickle@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square70fedilink
minus-squareZozano@lemy.lollinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 hours agoIf you’re an atheist: we’re in hell, literally. If you’re a Christian: we’re where hell will be, when Jesus comes back with cigarettes and half a bottle of bourbon.
Oh so we are all already in hell. Got it.
If you’re an atheist: we’re in hell, literally.
If you’re a Christian: we’re where hell will be, when Jesus comes back with cigarettes and half a bottle of bourbon.