• BarrelAgedBoredom
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    1 year ago

    You wouldn’t be the first. Just don’t start masturbating when you’re in the back and we’re kosher

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      1 year ago

      That’s fair.

      Can I at least finish masturbating in the back on the way to the hospital if I already started when you got here, though?