• Cyrus Draegur
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    1 year ago

    Yeah, I’ve touched grass; it was icky. There was dirt, and bugs, and pollen, and bacteria, and the sun was too hot, and the air was too humid, and I was feeling itchy, sore, achy, and tired the WHOLE TIME - there’s only ONE letter of difference between “Grass” and “Gross” and I NO LONGER THINK THAT’S PURELY COINCIDENTAL.