ZeroCool@feddit.ch to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agoAshton Kutcher Resigns From His Anti-Child Sex Abuse Organization Amid Danny Masterson Support Backlashwww.etonline.comexternal-linkmessage-square257fedilinkarrow-up1812arrow-down119
arrow-up1793arrow-down1external-linkAshton Kutcher Resigns From His Anti-Child Sex Abuse Organization Amid Danny Masterson Support Backlashwww.etonline.comZeroCool@feddit.ch to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square257fedilink
minus-squareWarmSodalinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down3·9 months agoCan I try that forktorch that’s behind the counter?
minus-squareBizarroland@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 months agoDamn it jerkface, I told you not to go handing out the forktorch. I don’t care that you asked for id, the forktorch is for VIP ragers only.
minus-squareWarmSodalinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoI’ve got four stamps on my Valued Customer card! This is ridiculous. I need to speak to your manager now!
Can I try that forktorch that’s behind the counter?
I’ll need to see some ID.
Damn it jerkface, I told you not to go handing out the forktorch. I don’t care that you asked for id, the forktorch is for VIP ragers only.
I’ve got four stamps on my Valued Customer card! This is ridiculous. I need to speak to your manager now!