Greetings dear lemm.ee folks,

I’m not like those other mean Hexbearians. I’m one of the good ones, I promise. I just want choke

I just want you to love me. I’m so sorry for being on Hexbear. Please, please forgive me. I’ll do anything. Anything.

Do you want me to stop using emojis? Done. No more PPB? Done. Intense sobbing

I hereby forswear socialism. I’m a liberal now. Do you love me now? Please? Please? Just pick me.

I humbly request that all parties involved in the comments refrain from using slurs or name-calling to reduce the workload on mods and admins.

Edit: @comr@hexbear.net got banned. Eat shit

  • LiberalSoCalistEnglish
    28·
    1 year ago

    Glad you trolls are finally taking this seriously. First of all, you must stop being so violent and wishing death on the people of NATO! To prove your sincerity, from now on you have to refer to China as West Taiwan, Putin as Putler, and sign every post with “Slava Ukraini.” Finally when election season comes around, every Hexbear user is required to post selfies of themselves with their “I voted” stickers. idc who you vote for, it’s just important to show that you have faith in our institutions.

    Only then will you earn my upvote.