The problem with solving murders in the English countryside comes when the new cases stop coming from police and facilities looking for a discrete consulting detective and start coming from neighbors and relatives of your own friends and family. Then it’s unnerving how everyone two-steps-of-separation from you keeps dropping dead from peculiar circumstances.

  • @thegiddystitcher
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    9 months ago

    See I think I would be really good at solving murders and I already live in the English countryside so that’s easy enough. But I really want the chicken leg hut.

    It really is quite the dilemma.