The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months agoThey were lucky Aladdin was such a cool dudestartrek.websiteimagemessage-square61fedilinkarrow-up1581arrow-down121
arrow-up1560arrow-down1imageThey were lucky Aladdin was such a cool dudestartrek.websiteThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square61fedilink
minus-squarew00tabagalinkfedilinkarrow-up27arrow-down1·edit-29 months agoThird kind of makes the first one pointless. Unless that is, you consider doing the Polka by yourself masturbation.
minus-squaredjsoren19@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·9 months agoYou still feel horny urges, but baby can only be created via intense accordion action. It’d be a real blessing, the most effective form of contraceptive available.
minus-squareAqarius@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·9 months ago“Blessing”. Weird Al would have his hands full pretty quickly.
minus-squarethorbot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·edit-29 months agoNotice how I said reproduction specifically. You could still pleasure yourself. and yes solo polka would also count as masturbation
minus-squareSeventhlevin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 months agoShit damn. I can’t masturbate OR polka without turning blue? That really is diabolical.
Third kind of makes the first one pointless. Unless that is, you consider doing the Polka by yourself masturbation.
You still feel horny urges, but baby can only be created via intense accordion action. It’d be a real blessing, the most effective form of contraceptive available.
“Blessing”. Weird Al would have his hands full pretty quickly.
Notice how I said reproduction specifically. You could still pleasure yourself. and yes solo polka would also count as masturbation
Do you masturbate to reproduce?
Shit damn. I can’t masturbate OR polka without turning blue? That really is diabolical.