• milicent_bystandr
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    1 year ago

    All genuine people are old, bitter, and flame -happy. Ergo, anyone young or polite is a troll. Didn’t you know that?

    –signed, usenetGPT

    Hey! You’ve just given me a d&d world-building idea…

    Your party comes to two bridges, under one of which is a civil servant, and under the other, a troll.

    “I have a polite conversation with the troll and ask him to let us pass”

    he lets you pass