Thank you for your interest in joining our flock at KFC. We appreciate your enthusiasm and the time you took to apply for the position. However, after careful consideration, we regret to inform you that we will not be able to offer you the job at this time.
We know this news might ruffle your feathers, but please don’t be too chicken to apply again in the future. We’re always on the lookout for talented individuals who can help us spread our wings and fly higher.
We hope you won’t feel too cooped up after receiving this letter. We’re sure you’ll find a nest that’s just right for you soon.
Dear [Applicant],
Thank you for your interest in joining our flock at KFC. We appreciate your enthusiasm and the time you took to apply for the position. However, after careful consideration, we regret to inform you that we will not be able to offer you the job at this time.
We know this news might ruffle your feathers, but please don’t be too chicken to apply again in the future. We’re always on the lookout for talented individuals who can help us spread our wings and fly higher.
We hope you won’t feel too cooped up after receiving this letter. We’re sure you’ll find a nest that’s just right for you soon.
Best of cluck,
KFC
I hope this letter made you chuckle! 🐔🤣
Better than the original haha