• CloutAtlas [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      8 months ago

      Netanyahu’s nephew, nicknamed “the dangerous sniper” has been killed in action, I assume by a Palestinian sniper nicknamed “the even more dangerous sniper”

      • glans [it/its]@hexbear.net
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        8 months ago

        Maybe be “middle of the bell curve wrt danger but when he does hit its usually the wrong guy” israeli sniper

        Maybe by “dangerous habits sniper’s mom told him to cut out, like cleaning gun while loaded” sniper (that would again be the dangerous sniper i know it was difficult to follow)

        And since israel and america luv each other so mucn: we cannot discount the possibility of a school/mass murder spree motivated by some weird forum gifs about boobs and videogames.

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      8 months ago

      Preliminary reports of the killing of Captain Yair Edou Netanyahu, the nephew of Netanyahu, in the Gaza envelope. He was the leader of the deep-infiltration sniper unit in Gaza, nicknamed the ‘dangerous sniper’. Waiting for confirmations…