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    11 months ago

    excuse me sir why would you leave them expose if you don’t want people loo-[redacted for sexist comments, racism, bigotry, anti-lgbt, infringing on human rights, privacy, 1st amendment, gdpr]

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        11 months ago

        lol damn it’s a shitpost guys

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          11 months ago

          Don’t worry, just shit more. Once you get your rectals used to it, it’d come off naturally.

          That one didn’t feel funny because of a long list of categories, and then a list of coursive paragraphs. It was long and I couldn’t find a place to react on.

          You either keep them short, or intentionally drag them this long providing the reason - maybe, a legit-looking derangement. Once it gets boring it stops to be read as a joke or an absurd statement, but as a genuine position of someone not touching a piece of grass in their lifetime.

          Be well fellow human.

          Just after writing that, I’ve found an example of a wild derangement that just keeps going: https://lemmy.world/comment/5549733

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            Now this makes me wonder how many people have trained a ditto to shape-shift I to their crush