whenever I’m about to sleep, I usually turn on and off the lights “pretending” I’m fixing a spaceship and then say “alright, everything is working correctly”, then, after hopping onto bed, I pretend I’m closing a spaceship window when I’m getting comfy and before sleeping I say, “hyperspace exploration in 1, 2, 3!!!” and that’s all u
When the lightbulb blows out, do you say “Houston we have a problem”?
“Go to red alert”
“Are you sure, sir? It does mean changing the bulb”