Trump wasn't supposed to be moving significant amounts of money around without notifying a court-appointed auditor. He just got caught paying himself so he could pay his taxes.

A court-ordered financial auditor has caught Donald Trump quietly moving $40 million from the Trump Organization into a personal bank account—seemingly so the former president could pay his whopping $29 million tax bill.

Trump isn’t supposed to be moving any money around without alerting Barbara S. Jones, a former federal judge in New York tasked with babysitting the Trump Organization for its relentlessly shady business practices. But on Wednesday, she notified a New York state court about some major bank transfers that were never brought to her attention by the Trumps.

  • @steve_floof
    15•6 months ago

    The prisons are full and my guillotine is hungry

    • AlwaysNowNeverNotMe
      6•6 months ago

      Guillotines are ment to minimize pain. Might I suggest a reel of high test fishing line and 1995 Suzuki Samurai.

      • @Riccosuave@lemmy.world
        2•6 months ago

        Have you considered a career in the CIA? I hear they really appreciate this combination of creativity and questionable personal ethics 🙃😅

      • FuglyDuckEnglish
        1•6 months ago

        They were, yes. But you’d be surprised how much that fails in practice.

        For example, it was concluded that it took 7 seconds for death to actually happen, and that’s with a sharp blade. A dull one might not even be lethal.

          • FuglyDuckEnglish
            1•6 months ago

            [Thunk]
            “HEY BASTARD, DIDN’T YOU SHARPEN THIS THING?”
            has been a conversation that has been had before. just saying.