Look, I’m a good person to other Christians so I’m a good person.

Well, I’m a good person to other white Christians.

Well, I’m a good person to other white catholics.

Well, I’m a good person to other white catholics who are at least middle class.

Well, I’m a good person to other white catholics who are at least middle class and who also agree with me politically.

Well, I’m a good person to other white catholics who are at least middle class and who also agree with me politically to their face while talking to them.

Well, I’m still a good person, God said so.

Well my pastor said God said so…