“Here, son! Play with these dolls ACTION FIGURES of scantily-clad muscle men in loincloths! That oughtta keep you hetero!” 
“Here, son! Play with these dolls ACTION FIGURES of scantily-clad muscle men in loincloths! That oughtta keep you hetero!”
Maybe if I had more think or femboy action figures. All the muscles are too much for me. Also, no beards.