belllyM to damaged hair · 9 months agoif you could have one superpower what whould it be? thisfiles.catbox.moeimagemessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up151arrow-down12
arrow-up149arrow-down1imageif you could have one superpower what whould it be? thisfiles.catbox.moebelllyM to damaged hair · 9 months agomessage-square5fedilink
minus-squaredenastlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 months agoImagine your superpower is teleportation but only to a sitting position onto a chair in your field of view. *throws a chair above a chain link fence* *it lands upside down* “Fuck”
minus-squarebelllyOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months agoJoin a circus by doing the thing, to earn money to pay off the crushing medical debt that you only incurred by doing that thing in the first place It is flawless
minus-squareBrosplosionlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months ago“Do caltrop chairs exist?” got added to my search history today
Imagine your superpower is teleportation but only to a sitting position onto a chair in your field of view.
*throws a chair above a chain link fence*
*it lands upside down*
“Fuck”
Join a circus by doing the thing, to earn money to pay off the crushing medical debt that you only incurred by doing that thing in the first place
It is flawless
“Do caltrop chairs exist?” got added to my search history today