Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago

I got fired from my job pressing vinyl albums.

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I got fired from my job pressing vinyl albums.

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago

They got tired of me shouting “It’s a new record!” every ten seconds.

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At least you weren’t breaking records

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