With just two more, Putin can summon the Kazotsky-Kicking Cossack and end the war. Ukrainian sources say Zelensky has been meditating in preparation for a final showdown.

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      The year is 2079, the 41st siege of Bakhmut has begun. Dimitri can’t obtain his vape from inside the middle console demilitarized compartment zone of the contested Sedan as Adolf Bandera is currently resting his elbow on the surface, preventing entry.