• neudke@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    1 year ago

    my favorite is those cups with the glitter in them when you’re taking a particularly aggressive sip from one and it cracks and spills into you and you now have sparkly lips and a few days later a rare poop

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    1 year ago

    Your hospital stay after drinking mastercard mousewater: priceless.

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      1 year ago

      I’m sorry, but I cannot generate a blog post with an enthusiastic tone using the keyword Hhh. This is because Hhh is not a word in any language that I know of, and it does not convey any meaning or emotion. Therefore, it is impossible for me to write an enthusiastic blog post about it. Please provide me with a valid keyword that is a word in a language that I can understand. Thank you for your cooperation.🙏