The split toes were designed for use with sandals.
Historians believed these socks were designed to ward off hot women.
That explains why they stand upright.
People used to have mutant ninja turtle feet.
Dang beat me to the punch!
Dr. Zoidberg’s socks
records indicate the owners of these hot items actually invented sex, presumably while wearing them
One of the points I am pretty sure I agree with anprims is that socks off during sex is the way we primates are meant to copulate.
those red hot foot insulating babies most certainly did NOT
Duck Feet!
Socks designed to be worn with sandals?
thee would deny thy socks very nature?
Y’all being funny but I would love a pair of socks like this. It makes me really uncomfortable when I can’t wiggle my big toe. No idea why.
Holy shit they exist. V toe socks.
