• SuckMyWang@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    “I like doing things that get me through all the things that I do. I like to do them in way that doesn’t take too long unless I’m procrastinating. I also ate two sandwiches yesterday but I can’t remember what was on them sorry. In closing I think I’d be a good fit for this company.”

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      I’m replacing “in this essay I will” with “in closing I think I’d be a good fit for this company.” Top notch humor.