From the Beaverton (Canada’s Onion)

  • Plume (She/Her)@beehaw.org
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    1 year ago

    But remember, if you want to kill a child, always shout “IT’S COMING RIGHT FOR US!” before you shoot. That’s the international standard.

    • Luke_Fartnocker
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      1 year ago

      I’ve done that before shooting every child I’ve killed. It’s worked well so far.