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Michael Malarkey

BIDET IN SHAMBLES

john stewart is one my pet libs that i like

I wonder if David Cross still talks to Sarah Silverman

Didn’t even need to read the article to know Susan Sarandon was on the list

Is Macklemore a star though? Really?

Is that Cate Blanchett? Galadriel is bae

Surprised not to see John Cusack, he’s been on an absolute tear on twitter lately.