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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 1 year ago

i wish i could teleport all ants in a 50 ft radius literally anywhere else [MIGRATED]

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i wish i could teleport all ants in a 50 ft radius literally anywhere else [MIGRATED]

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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 1 year ago

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Originally posted by @wowitsverycool@lemmy.fmhy.ml.

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Granted. Into your urethra only

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