Granted, I’d word it a bit differently:
“This burned-cheese looking sack of rotten assholes would upend all national security, destroy NATO, and allow Putin’s Russia and the CCP raw-dog-rape the rest of the planet while he becomes another pathetic fatass watching military parades like Kim Jong Un. If you refuse to adore him, his regime will murder and/or rape you. Now tell us again why you would vote for this moronic dumpster fire of unrealized liposuction profits because he’s only three years younger than the guy spending his remaining years on this planet unfucking what this #1 blue-ribbon gold medalist of Shitshow Olympics and rapist already did to the country.”
As a warning?
Granted, I’d word it a bit differently: “This burned-cheese looking sack of rotten assholes would upend all national security, destroy NATO, and allow Putin’s Russia and the CCP raw-dog-rape the rest of the planet while he becomes another pathetic fatass watching military parades like Kim Jong Un. If you refuse to adore him, his regime will murder and/or rape you. Now tell us again why you would vote for this moronic dumpster fire of unrealized liposuction profits because he’s only three years younger than the guy spending his remaining years on this planet unfucking what this #1 blue-ribbon gold medalist of Shitshow Olympics and rapist already did to the country.”
Er, something like that, anyway.
*chef’s kiss*