• Infynis@midwest.social
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    8 months ago

    “Arise, arise, officers of Star Feet! Fell deeds awake, fire and slaughter! Phasers shall be shaken, shields be down! A bat’leth-stardate, a red stardate, ere the sun…remains stationary relative to the rest of the system! Warp now, warp now, warp to Risa!”

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      8 months ago

      So I tried to get Theoden as a Starfleet captain but Bing insists on making him either Aquaman or elf so I guess Captain Theoden of the USS Rohan is a Vulcan in this timeline.

  • Stamets@startrek.website
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    8 months ago

    Ladies and gentlemen of the Alpha Quadrant, fellow spacefaring souls, heed my words! We stand united against the impending invasion, like a crew on a starship navigating the cosmos. But let me share a little secret, my intrepid explorers. The enemy may believe they’re cunning Klingons, but in reality, they’re as clueless as a Ferengi without a latinum deal.

    Let them advance, let them come closer, for it’s only then that we’ll surround them like Picard and the Klingons surrounded the Romulans. Encourage them to venture closer to the heart of our starbase, where we’ll make them question their choices. We’ll encircle them, tighter than a Vulcan’s logic, and guide them to the center of our home.

    There, my fellow defenders, we shall not only break their physical resolve but shatter their will to resist, just as the Borg’s collective consciousness meets its end. Remember, while they may control one quadrant, we are the keepers of Star Trek memes, and we stand ready to defend against those who dare bring forth Lord of the Rings memes! Together, we’ll boldly go where no one has gone before, not in warfare, but in humor, camaraderie, and the spirit of the final frontier. Onward to victory, my friends!

    • NegativeNull@lemm.eeOP
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      Aye, fight and you may die. Run and you’ll live – at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our LOTRMEMES enemies that they may make their silly memes, but they’ll never take our SUPERIOR MEMES!!!

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    8 months ago

    Can’t we just torpedo their ass from space? Hell, let’s slap 200 kilograms of trilithium on those bad boys really fuck them up. What are they gonna do, cast a spell? Hahaha!