Got damn it I broke my 60 day rationality streak by relying on sophistic thought to win an argument and now the owl is disappointed with me

This is the mythological version of the history of philosophy, which is two times removed from actual philosophy. Also, everyone and their mother can tell you that Thales was the father of philosophy even within the mythological telling. Even if you don’t give him credit, Paremenides and Anaxagoras are still there and are literally credited in the Socratic dialogues as tremendous figures.

Fucking philistine business school pricks slept through an elective and think they should be educators on the subject.

The most important part of philosophy is knowing your philosopher trivia for the big philosophy tournament

This obsession with reading will be the fall of the terrestrial left.

Who keeps yelling at me to read?

I will never read!

lmao this fucking sucks

i used to be able to read books but I can’t anymore

Oh no I’m going to go to sleep and I’m gonna wake up to 100 comments of adhd/ableism discourse. Folks just know I take vyvanse everyday and I’ve been spending the past four hours smoking weed and watching trailer park boys I’m not trying to make anyone feel bad. love u all just thought this shit was fucking awful

Let’s be honest. You aren’t going to actually read Hegel.

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That attitude will cost you rungs in the Diotima’s Ladder minigame.

So if I don’t log in and complete my daily philosophy lesson, the app will threaten to murder me and my entire family on a daily basis?