• yumpsuit@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Frankly, I’m excited for folks with sanguine temperament to be able to register a jar of leeches as emotional support animals. Should name a pair after these two.

    And like I’ve always said, open carry of registered personal bloodsucking parasites on the House floor is an important first step to eliminating the precedent set by Citizens United v. FEC.