Always rub in their pathetic faces that for all their crying about games sucking and hitting the point of no return, they’ll continue to buy and consume $current_year slop like every other g*mers.
Modern Online Game Pundit be like: “Gaming has been ruined! Women! Minorities! Bechtel Test! Woke Marxism! I can’t even kill anyone anymore!”
2023’s Game of the Year (BG3) Most Popular Streamers: “Y’all, strap in we’re doing the No Kill, No Gold Speed Run with Best Girl Karlach and before you ask - yes - we fuck the bear!” Patreon explodes as crowds cheer in background
Always rub in their pathetic faces that for all their crying about games sucking and hitting the point of no return, they’ll continue to buy and consume $current_year slop like every other g*mers.
Modern Online Game Pundit be like: “Gaming has been ruined! Women! Minorities! Bechtel Test! Woke Marxism! I can’t even kill anyone anymore!”
2023’s Game of the Year (BG3) Most Popular Streamers: “Y’all, strap in we’re doing the No Kill, No Gold Speed Run with Best Girl Karlach and before you ask - yes - we fuck the bear!” Patreon explodes as crowds cheer in background