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Get a reverse mortgage and use the money to buy a timeshare.
Doesn’t get much wronger than that
Go big or go home. Bring your life savings to Vegas and try to double it.
I have several monkey jpegs you might be interested in, their value can only go upwards so they are a very good investment.
If you’re in a rush, just buy on margin. Rich people use debt to get richer, why should you cheat yourself out of their tools?
Create an only fans. Post pictures of your feet. Get people to send you their pics. Blackmail them.
Hmm, I do have feet…
Out of curiosity, is your username a reference the Cinderella panto?
Nope, I just pulled it out of my ass.