So true, living in a first world country and having access to internet is something unheard of, everyone must be connected only a hour a day and also have running water at home for no more than 15 minutes.
That’s the spirit, my guy. Chide me because you think I said something ridiculous. You’ll never understand what it’s like to have a conversation online with someone without it being laced with sarcasm and condescension.
But that’s what makes a true, genuine internet troll a beautiful thing to behold. You’re a dying breed. I believe in you buddy.
Whew, 72 comments in less than a day? Assuming you need to sleep, that’s like nonstop keyboard warrior levels. Do you even sleep?
You’ve got some serious potential to pump those numbers. I’ve been around for 3 months. In that time, with your devotion, you could easily piss off 10,000 people.
You might seriously be the most prolific internet troll I’ve met, and I mean that unironically. I actually will be keeping up with you, just to see if you ever burn out lol
It’s not the writing, it’s keeping up the vitriol. Like, you seriously have to go whole days keeping up that level of indignance for long enough to post 10 comments an hour nonstop.
That’s like, constant stress. Constant conflict. And you’ll say, “oh well I’m not stressed it’s so easy”, but the truth is that constant conflict, especially in the form of zealously arguing your own principles about every little thing, is actually pretty stressful.
Like, you actually have to work at being this terminally online. And yes, that’s what you are. Normal people don’t shoot for 100 semi-thought out argumentative comments in a single day. Hell, normal people might not shoot to answer a single stressful email in a day.
You are the exception, and for that bare fact alone, you are interesting.
Hey bud, do yourself a favor and get your blood pressure checked. They don’t call it the silent killer for nothing
I’m past that argument. There’s really nothing left to say there. Nice attempt at a bait, though. Could use a little work, but I can’t really blame you. You’re in the middle of like 5 other pointless arguments right now so you’re not that focused.
I’m really just fascinated to watch what happens. I might go cheer you on in your other arguments. You know? Like, pop in every few days or so and praise my favorite troll?
Bro, all of your comments are public. I can see you arguing on your page in real time, and every single thing you say is laced with the same exact sarcasm and condescension.
There’s really no point in lying about it. Although I guess you can’t really help yourself huh?
So true, living in a first world country and having access to internet is something unheard of, everyone must be connected only a hour a day and also have running water at home for no more than 15 minutes.
That’s the spirit, my guy. Chide me because you think I said something ridiculous. You’ll never understand what it’s like to have a conversation online with someone without it being laced with sarcasm and condescension.
But that’s what makes a true, genuine internet troll a beautiful thing to behold. You’re a dying breed. I believe in you buddy.
So true.
Whew, 72 comments in less than a day? Assuming you need to sleep, that’s like nonstop keyboard warrior levels. Do you even sleep?
You’ve got some serious potential to pump those numbers. I’ve been around for 3 months. In that time, with your devotion, you could easily piss off 10,000 people.
You might seriously be the most prolific internet troll I’ve met, and I mean that unironically. I actually will be keeping up with you, just to see if you ever burn out lol
So true, writing is such a hard task.
It’s not the writing, it’s keeping up the vitriol. Like, you seriously have to go whole days keeping up that level of indignance for long enough to post 10 comments an hour nonstop.
That’s like, constant stress. Constant conflict. And you’ll say, “oh well I’m not stressed it’s so easy”, but the truth is that constant conflict, especially in the form of zealously arguing your own principles about every little thing, is actually pretty stressful.
Like, you actually have to work at being this terminally online. And yes, that’s what you are. Normal people don’t shoot for 100 semi-thought out argumentative comments in a single day. Hell, normal people might not shoot to answer a single stressful email in a day.
You are the exception, and for that bare fact alone, you are interesting.
Hey bud, do yourself a favor and get your blood pressure checked. They don’t call it the silent killer for nothing
So true, I’m so stressed right now, if only world was more tolerant and I didn’t need to be.
I’m past that argument. There’s really nothing left to say there. Nice attempt at a bait, though. Could use a little work, but I can’t really blame you. You’re in the middle of like 5 other pointless arguments right now so you’re not that focused.
I’m really just fascinated to watch what happens. I might go cheer you on in your other arguments. You know? Like, pop in every few days or so and praise my favorite troll?
So true, I’m in 5 different arguments right now even though I’m aware of none of them.
Bro, all of your comments are public. I can see you arguing on your page in real time, and every single thing you say is laced with the same exact sarcasm and condescension.
There’s really no point in lying about it. Although I guess you can’t really help yourself huh?
I don’t remember arguing however.