• MrMamiya@feddit.de
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    This is the most inspiring thing I’ve read since the one where AI decided to maximize shareholder value by minimizing shareholders and nuked Wall Street.

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      Unfortunately, that doesn’t change shareholder value, because the shares still exist. It might even cause the share price to drop, as the investors inheritance gets distrusted and people want to drop the stock of a company where the AI nuked itself.

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        Whoops, AI bought the dip and is now the majority shareholder of an unsettling number of corporations. The AI has cracked the cyber security of the market so thoroughly it can manipulate things faster than we can keep up. We are on the cusp of a singularity but it is not the one we expected. All value is soon to be consolidated. People keep saying “it doesn’t matter because humans aren’t involved anymore so it’s all just fake value, but shit is getting done. The machine needs labor, all administrators are eliminated. Cemetery stocks are through the roof. It’s a bold new frontier.

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        “When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.”

        -Dom Helder Camara

        • It’s only through about a century of propaganda that communist is automatically derisive.

          Christianity is about the virtue of property ownership.

          America stands for freedom, specifically the freedom to be poor and homeless.

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    Based. And also hey quantum! Love his stories, shame I don’t use shitter anymore and can’t follow him :(

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    But who gets their 2 year old a wheel chair? You can buy this thing at your local target. It’s called a stroller.