When I was an ordinary dumb kid, I took a bunch of cattails from a pond nearby and put them in my desk at school. Well - a couple days later, they decided to “bloom” and we had a desk inspection and when I opened my desk up, the room filled with big fluffy cotton spores. I got yelled at for a solid hour, I’d never seen my teacher so angry. And I’m like, what’s the big deal?? It’s free cotton candy and it’s pretty!!