Sorry, the (Etherial screaming) device is broken.

nothing I like more than a d̵͕͕̣̭̣͙̳̤̼̙͍͇̯̩̖̝̲͖̻͖̖͓̠̥̓͊̈́̐̇ͅe̶͔̘̯̹̹͓̟̝͖̮͉͖̲̖̩̘͖̤̗̯̠͙̎͒́̈́̊͋͆͒̀̿͒͐͂͒͆̂͗͜l̴̢̛͇̼͕̭͓͓̙̩̯̺͚̟̮͖̪̮̫̖̥̒͗͆͌͒̍̉̂͛̈́̇̚͘̚͘̕͠i̸̡̡̖̪̯̱̗̹̮̩̮͈̦̯̟̲̭͓͖̗̤̭̺͐̓̎͌̍̄̉͐͗͗̔̊̔́̄͂̌̒̃̒͑͑̿̏̚͘̕͠c̶̢̧̳͍͉̭̖͙̣̻̀̓͐̽ͅį̴̧̡̢͕͇̥̜͔̮̲̮̩̖̜͎͙̺̭̪̰̙̘͎͗̌̏͗̀̇͊̓́̊̑͆̂́̌͜͝͝ͅo̶̫̫͍̤̬͓̰̰̯̤̐̈́̓̾͐̃̓͗̏̾͂̀̂͊͛͘͘̕͠͝u̵̻͓̬̻̽̾̒͗͂̆̈́̽̿͆͒͂̑̈́̂̐̆̓̈́̂̚̕s̸̨̛̟̬̤̫̙̗̞̠̩̼̝̜̺̳̗͉̪͕̩̭̠̖̃̐̆͋̿͋̍̇̎̐̓̈̄̀̈́̀̚͘ ̵̢̧͍̘̠̖̹͎̮̲̟̘̳̯̼͈̫͚͎̠̝͔͗͑̒̍̿̈́̐͆̊͌̾͆̾͝h̷̡̢̹̯̜͕̬͖̥̼̳̱̹̦̺̭̼̟̠͈͕̹͇̥̘̏̾̂͌͝ỡ̴̢̛͎̟͓̲̥̠̫̠̹͍͍̖̹̜̪̱͉͙̳̰̍̔̃̑̆̃͂͑̀́̆̔̿̑͑̈́͆̀̇̓̒̑͘͘̕͜ţ̷̧̠̟̘͓̥͔͕̥͍̟͓̹̗̼̠̥̺͚̓̈́͆͋̈́̏̓̃̈́̇̈́̈̓̏͘͝ ̴̤̱͈̠̜̦͖̗̯̹͎̺̮̫̈͜ͅa̵̡̧̡̢̧̡͓̤̘̞̻͙̫̺̭̟͓̯͍̫̲̠̖̗̠͂͒̑̾̕͜͜ͅp̵̡̡̡̠̣͖̮̯͚̥̠̬͑͛̌̃̋͂̽͝ͅp̶̛̜̦̰̹̀̔͆̉͊̐͋̈́̉ͅļ̶̛̛͇̘̱̤̠͙̯͈͕̟͚̞̦̤̯̤̝̘̏̓̄̂͒̽́͌̽̿͑̍̔͑̓̓̉̏̓̂̾̚͘̚͝͠ͅͅͅè̵͚͈̠̱͚̯͎̝̫̬̩͓̩̣̫̝̯̭͆͑̏̔̅͒̊͒̿̈́̄̿͋̅̾̿͆͘͘̕͜͝͝͝ ̵͓̪͓͚̦̩̩̮̹͒̊̍̈͗̓̅̏̑̔́̔̀͊͘͜͝p̶̙̪̗̤̼̜̳͔̘̥̟͓̭̦̥̘̣̭̳̝̲̳͇̤̆̏͗̾͌͆̿̓͋̀͘i̶̧̢̛̹̙̞̫̘̻̲̥̮̤̰̳̤̮͔̼͉̲͔̞̬͔͓͗̾̿͒̾͋͊̊̾̏̈́̃̔̽̀̄̔̈́̍̃̋e̶̛̻͖̩̣̜͕̪͈͖̜͉̼̯͖̓͊͐̈̒̎̂̀̒̌̊̅̾̚͘͜ͅ

This is the handshake for a 33.6kbps modem

when you try and call someone in a dark world

Hi welcome to McCthulu’s may I take your sanity?