SiffaGroove@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agohappy partially muscled screaming skeleton daylemmy.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square49fedilinkarrow-up1602arrow-down18
arrow-up1594arrow-down1imagehappy partially muscled screaming skeleton daylemmy.blahaj.zoneSiffaGroove@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square49fedilink
minus-squaresaltnotsugarlinkfedilinkarrow-up62·1 year agoImagine being bored to tears as a guard, then seeing this just pop up and be left with zero explanation.
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up35·edit-21 year ago“Sir, I saw a… a…” I swear to god if one more private brings up UFOs… “…a screaming skeleton that teleported.”
minus-squareSnipingNinja@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoVanished*, you can’t be sure it teleported or just became invisible or stopped existing.
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year ago“…thank… thank you for the clarification sir, I feel much better…”
minus-squareFfaerieOxide@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoThose guards would have been hearing stories about a circulatory system walking through the base kitchen for 3-4 days at that point at chow. Those guards weren’t bored, they were on edge.
Imagine being bored to tears as a guard, then seeing this just pop up and be left with zero explanation.
“Sir, I saw a… a…”
I swear to god if one more private brings up UFOs…
“…a screaming skeleton that teleported.”
Vanished*, you can’t be sure it teleported or just became invisible or stopped existing.
“…thank… thank you for the clarification sir, I feel much better…”
Those guards would have been hearing stories about a circulatory system walking through the base kitchen for 3-4 days at that point at chow.
Those guards weren’t bored, they were on edge.