One day they will by mistake sign good players and win the league through sheer trial and error.
If you buy more lottery tickets than everyone else, you’ve got a way better chance of winning. Thanks, I’m Michael Owen.
Now the plight of the red shirts makes sense
Get ready for spontaneously naked women around Old Trafford
Posh Spice walks in
“Ive seen everything”
There’s Klingons in the owner’s room, Jim!
Its united Jim, but not as we know it.
More like Ferengi.
Tea, earl grey, hawwt
Hopefully he can get his brother, The Juggernaut to help out in defence
Vinnie Jones might be just the right kind of crazy they need now.
Having Professor X running things for you doesn’t seem all that fair, now does it
Make it so!
I know things are pretty bad at United atm, but bringing in the X-Men is a bit much.
Huh? Oh.
ENERGISE!
Gonna turn the team around by signing a bunch of gifted youngsters.
Man United the next generation
‘We have Patrick Stewart at home’
I did not come hear to read about that bald Patrick Stewart.