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  • crawancon
    2·
    1 year ago

    I chose 1 and 3.

    1 because oysters will tell me where the biggest pearls are = $$$$ 3 for locked doors and the coolest room exits.

    I’d live a good life with them.

    • brianorca@lemmy.world
      3·
      1 year ago

      But would they though? It would be more like “see Sam over there, yeah he has a great pearl. But not me, I’m sure. Nope, no way.” The clam sure doesn’t want you putting that knife in to get the pearl.

      • crawancon
        1·
        1 year ago

        I’m pretty sure to them it’s poop… but yeah maybe they don’t want a knife.

        I bet we could find common ground. maybe the seniors are ok with it, for $.

        • deur@feddit.nl
          2·
          1 year ago

          You gonna stuff a few euro / dollar bills in its mouth for it to spend?