• gmtom@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Another plot twist, she’s not a women that shifts into a cat, she’s a cat that shifts into a woman, so does typical cat stuff when she’s human.

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      1 year ago

      Involuntary nervous grooming when she doesn’t stick the landing?

      Refuses to use the toilet and instead buries her leavings in the yard?

      Every night at exactly one hour after complete sunset, loses her gawdamned mind and ricochets around the house with a crazed faraway, unhinged look on her face?

      Sits on your keyboard while you’re trying to work?