• Burninator05@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Lee John Oswald at the DMV a year later trying to renew his license.

    LJO - I assure you I’m not dead.

    DMV Worker - That’s not what the system says. It also days you shot President Kennedy. If you wanted a license you shouldn’t have done that.

    LJO - That wasn’t me. That was Lee HARVEY Oswald.