• Alivrah@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Armageddon is like a healthy diet plan; don’t worry, it’s totally starting next Monday!

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      1 year ago

      They’ve been about to start that diet for 2000 years. Jesus says he’s coming back within the lifetime of the people he’s talking to at one point in the Bible. I’m pretty sure that didn’t happen.