FINALLY someone thought up “what are you gonna do, vote for the other guy???”

collecting a sweet paycheck advising dems to do the same fucking shit for literally decades

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    1 year ago

    It was a risky electoral strategy, but so far the Resurrect Stalin Party has delivered on their promise to turn the Washington Monument into a ziggurat to channel the psychic energy of dying capitalists into the Abyss Beyond Reckoning. We’ll see if party Juche necromancers and policy wonks will be able to successfully call Stalin’s soul from Heaven and bind it to the gestalt immortal superbeing they’ve created with the flesh of the capitalists. Say what you will, they really know how to use the whole corpse.