Frame them for crimes around campus and start rumors that they’re pedophiles. Make sure any public facing contact information they provide is swamped with advertising spam/rest stop solicitations. Make their lives miserable until they disband and retreat back to the internet where they belong. Get creative.

the token black guy allows all his friends to call him the n word

pathetic

how men shouldn’t wear skirts

The most illogical thing ever. If you showed an alien a skirt and a pant and asked him to guess which one was worn by the sex with balls, he would guess the skirt 100% of the time.

I wish I went to university with them so I could bully them.

Ok, hear me out. Best plan ever here. Find out what dorms they live in, mail each of the them the following:

A set of wearable cat ears

A wearable cat tail

Thigh-high socks

Convert them into cat boys and the problem fixes itself.