• Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 year ago

    He’s got the money where he can be lazy and still fix his health. Hire a personal chef and dietician. A personal trainer and a gym. Take a minute and get a stylist.

    You’re a billionaire for goodness sake. Buy a top hat!

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          1 year ago

          we got a glimpse of that before he got his hair transplant.

          Not shitting on anyone that gets transplants, or decides to embrace their baldness; just shitting specifically on Elon, because fuck his anti-worker, anti-consumer ass.

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      1 year ago

      This must be after all that stuff. Without the billions, he’d look like the stereotypical basement neckbeard.