It begins…

We all learn from mistakes.

Next time she will definitely kill the Sim faster

My younger sister just had a Sims baby.

I asked her who the father was.

“I dont know…”

lol I remenber when I was a kid I created a sim and married a woman with a amazing house, went to live there, but all of her family also lived there, so I locked everyone in a doorless square room outside the house I really dont remember what did I do after, but pretty sure they are all dead

I always played Sims as a serial killer. Invite over the neighbors for a party, when one wanters off, go all “Cask of Amontillado” and seal them off behind drywall in build mode.

Good job

I showed my kids Sims 1. Thought it would be a gentle experience, nothing too complicated. Just build a house. But then the kids wanted me to make characters for all of us, so we ended up with a copy of our family in our house. I showed them the basics of how to play the live game but was struggling myself because I hadn’t played the game in 20 years. My character tried to make breakfast for the family, but accidentally started a fire in the oven. Pretty soon he was on fire. Then my wife’s character ran over to put me out, but she caught on fire too and died. My three-year-old started to cry; “My no like this game….”

Great work, Dad…

r/TwoSentenceHorror

It be like that sometimes

They grow up fast

Oh holy fuck.

This reminds the time my kids started fighting over killing horses in Minecraft. It honestly was like real life pets.

That is such a beautiful moment 🥹

Oh I remember my first victims, all the highborns of Pleasantview.

In the modern versions do the Sims still not know how to climb out of a pool without a ladder?

Swimming pool? Fire?